Friendship Redefined

Craig Anderson Craigerson.com *Not Pictured *Not Pictured *Not Pictured

Craig has been my friend for 10 years +. (A decade of destruction?) Craig is an extremely intelligent and talented individual. How could I fully describe him in one paragraph? Thoughtful of others, Sharp, Witty, Sarcastic, Angry, Obsessive-Compulsive, and so much more for under $9.95! Craig graduated from Towson Univeristy with a degree in Mass Communications ("That will get him nowhere"), got a job at Renegade Video Productions and lives in the sleepy bedroom community of Timonium (is Timonium one of the precious metals?)
In some friendships there exists a healthy, natural rivalry. Craig would be my creativity and wrestling rival.

*Not Pictured Alan Defibaugh Classroom2a.com *Not Pictured *Not Pictured

Alan Defibaugh.com

Alan has been my friend since TV Production in High School. Alan is a serious and passionate individual. I have always admired his enthusiam for the arts as well as his exceptional social abilities. He used to attend UMBC, then danced all night at raves ("is that what the kids are doing these days?"), then I believe he worked for Linda Ronstadt, then shared an apartment with Craig in Catonsville, and finally (like myself) got his act together and is finishing school (but at SCAD).
In some friendships there exists a healthy, natural rivalry. Alan would be my art and lazyness rival.

*Not Pictured *Not Pictured Justin Fennelly Losers Comic *Not Pictured

Justin is another hall of fame friend to come out of the glorious state of New Jersey. He graduated from the University of Maryland with a degree in the Fine Arts. Between 80's movies & video games, comic books, art/majoring in art in the MD school system, Piscataway NJ/MD, Justin may be some sort of Bizarro Zosie. ***UPDATE*** Justin was living in Savannah but was traded from the World Friendship Wrestling Southern brand to the Mid-Atlantic brand and is now back in Jersey. Or another way of looking at it was that Justin and others were jettisoned from Savannah much like Megatron and the injured decepticons in the Transformers Movie.

*Not Pictured *Not Pictured *Not Pictured Lisa Horn *No Web Site

She's my only plutonic girl friend...or girl as a friend, whatever. She's originally from Absecon, NJ. I met her in 1996 during the Early Classical Lisa Period. Lisa introduced my Maryland crew to many new things like the Horn Sisters: Karen and Megan (yummy goodness), Cousin Jackie, Wawa and many good times. ***UPDATE*** I had originally stated that: "Lisa moved to the Everglades, FL to ride around on hydrofoils and wrestle gators, at least that's what I tell people." But now she's lost in love (Air Supplyyyyy!) with her new squeeze Jamison "Stimey" Brewer. One day professional wrestling will book a name vs. name match between Zosie and Stimey, the stipulation: loser must retire his cool name.

*Not Pictured Aaron & Amy Miller *No Web Site *Not Pictured

Aaron has been my friend since High School. He's into horror films, vintage 80's wrestling, old & new technology, coffee, and porn (not necessarily in that order). Aaron has moved to the poor state of Georgia. He moved with Ms Amy Lines to her home town of Macon, where they got married in July of 2001. Although the way I see it, he went there to lend support and aid to the post-war ravaged south, at least that's what I tell people. If you're not down with that, he's got eleven words for you "I'm just an average JO, and JO spelled backwards is O.J."
In some friendships there exists a healthy, natural rivalry. Aaron would be my relationship and philosophy rival.

*Not Pictured *Not Pictured *Not Pictured Patrick Mudd *No Web Site

Patrick Mudd is a really cool guy to hang out with and go to concerts with. One of the nicest people you'll ever meet. He graduated from the University of Maryland and is now a city boy, living in a studio apt and worknig for the man (providing 'business solutions.') I have always been impressed with his inquisitive nature and amazing sense of direction. This is one person who knows where he's going, literally and figuratively.

*Not Pictured *Not Pictured *Not Pictured Martin Olcott Martin Olcott Photography

Martin Olcott Photography

Martin Olcott is a fun-loving, laid back dude. I've known him since I started working in Temple Hills. I always enjoy hanging out with him at his house or out roming the Southern Maryland wasteland(s). Marty is currently DJ'ing and making a career as a professional photographer. 'Things have gone better for me since I started hanging out with him.' If I am the hero One, then Marty is the hero Beer Man in the fantasy comic book world.

Justin Schlegel Jay's Site *Not Pictured *Not Pictured *Not Pictured

"The Dangler" Jay is a hardcore champ, and a pretty funny, creative & caring person as well. He is working in a ghetto radio station in Baltimore and at Barnes & Noble Bookstore. Jay is a real character and always puts our group in a better mood. It's always fun to hang out with him and joke about other people, wrestling, etc. Apparenly he is as funny and twisted as yours truly. I see potential in this young man. I shall place him high in my rankings...and then set him to burn.

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