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Misheard lyrics is one of my favorite hobbies. Over the years I have come to realize that I do not know what the hell these singers are actually saying in popular music. My mother said something must be wrong with my ears. My hearing is actually hyper-sensitive and hyper-acute. I think these singers are just mumbling.
Anyway, It all began when I was a child. I remember my parents being amused at my misheard lyrics to Billy Joel's My Life
-"I don't care what you say anymore this is my wife, go ahead with your own wife, leave mine alone!"
Even my parents got in on the act
Artist and Title: Rolling Stones - Beast of Burden
Misheard Lyrics: I must confess I can suck a duck...
and: I must confess I can suck a dick...
But what were the real lyrics? Come to find out it was:
All your sickness, I can suck it up
And to this day I still don't know what it is that Mick Jagger or any of these clowns are saying.
Disclaimer:Half the lyrics are misheard lyrics, the other half is more like Re-Made Lyrics. I find it amusing when there is no apparent misheard lyrics but I don't know the real lyrics either. Then we have what I call Re-Made Lyrics. I don't have a clue what they are saying, and there is no way to have an honest misheard lyric, so in order to be able to sing along I have to be able to do something more than humming or blah blah blah. So I insert what I think it the most suitable lyric(s). If this bothers muscians, or music lover, well, then you'll just have to deal with it.
With all that said, I will periodically add lyrics in alphabetical order.


311 - Down
Chill, lie on my side as the fecal becomes, fuck your child with some wood on my tongue, be like intake my breath while my mouth is loose, and while I scatter the spit, I dream of juice, its like a rubbermaid box-Doc Holiday...Drink a lotta beer, sum sum, know that Olie the Goalie is downtown, if I ever did anything to Bruce, the Who just let me do it down...rotten stripes and we end up in that gorge tonight, guaranteed into that ass-rat Dolemite, its like dope kid, check it just like Liam Neeson...be in love with your chicken from your cell to your classmates, chex mex like a big old elephant...


311 - Don't Stay Home
And your always stinkin', sold cars to Reagan...


311 - All Mixed Up
All mixed up, don't know what to do, Steadman turns around and find that pussy here is you but I think my feet are in but you know this won't pass, soldiers get up off your ass...Zig Zig things, got to have figs...the fact that you don't even know makes Mick Foley legit...B B Cummings, that is the gal with the big round tummy...


311 - Amber
Whoa, amber is the color of your energy, shades of bug spray naturally...


Adina Howard - Freak Like Me
I need a beatnik brother that can help satisfy me...
In the morning I will freak you around the world on gangsta lein


Alien Ant Farm - Movies
And just like the blue bees we play out our last scene


Alice in Chains - Would
Drifting body soul exertion, flying not yet wipe the lotion...


Barenaked Ladies - Pinch Me
It's like Rikishi tries to remember but its gone and ya...try to figure out what August is for...


Beck - Loser
You can't write if you can't relate, trade Casper Van Dien for the body and the hate...


Black Crowes -
Hummin bout things that come by the dozen, that ain't nothin but drug store lovin, Hey little thing let me light your candle cause mama I'm sure hard to handle now disarant...
Blues Traveler - Runaround
Like a bad brain, with hair on the right, nobody thinks or expects too much...
When I went bald with the Dutch and I want you to retreat...
So watch out Bibby, Manuel, soon if we're lucky we'd be unable to tell, what's yours and mine, the fishing's fine, it doesn't have to rhyme...


Bush - Come Down
The more I come, the more I try, all the leaves of Paraguay, so am I, so's the future, so are you, Viasuchy's a creature...I don't wanna come back down from this clown, it's taken me August time to find out what I needed...


Bush - Machine Head
Get some service, starting to deserve this, bleeding through a Sutter Cane smile...Got a mushy head...I waffle my machine...


Bush - Glycerine
It shouda been easier the three, our old friend Phil and you and me...


Bush - Little Things
It's the little things that kill, Anna Clumpsky in a bathing suit...I touch your mouth, my lip is food, i'm addicted to it, I'm addicted to foreskin (3)...


Cranberries - Salvation
To all those people doin lines, don't do it, don't do it, inject your soul with Lipton tea its free...Starvation, Starvation is free (2)


Foo Fighters - Everlong
Hello, I've waited here for you, Ed Furlong (3), tonight I throw my self into, a Boba Fett, out of my head she sang...If every thing I ever feel for Medger Evers...


Foo Fighters - Hero
There goes Rob Nero, watch him as he goes, there goes Rob Nero, with Sgt. Mary...Kudos to my hero, leapin off a bed, you got my hero, wandering sofa...


Green Day - Good Riddance
It's something unpredictable, the Indian is right...


Green Day - When I Come Around
You've been searching for that someone and its me out on the plow...I'm just roaming for the moment, Sting's in my backyard so don't get so uptight you've been thinking about ditching me...Well I heard it all before...send donuts to my door. (1)


Jewel - You Were Meant for Me
I brush my teeth and put the cat back on...


Jewel - Standing Still
There's a dead-end tomale, there's a burning bush in my life...


Live - Selling the Drama
And to Christ a cross, and to me a chair, I will sit and earn the ransom from a beer...


Live - All Over You
Our love is like Walter, pinned down and abused for being strange, our love is no other, paid Nia Long for me all day...


New Found Glory - My Friends Over You
There's no room left here on my bed, you were Spanish long ago...


NIN - Get Down Make Love
Get Dalmations (3)


No Doubt - Ex-girlfriend
Carl always knew I was another ex-girlfriend


Pearl Jam - Daughter
Alone, with ex-lax, breakfast table in an otherwise empty room, young girls, violins, stand me up my own attention...


Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter
Max Von Siddow is on the beltway, and I know and I know, I don't want to stay.


Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry
There's oceans inbetween us, but that's not Jamie Farr


Rage Against the Machine - Sleep Now in the Fire
I am the Lita, the Pinta, the Santa Maria, Jason Newstead, the Rapist, the fields whores a' see ya, my acreage, my foliage, the priest of Hiroshima


RHCP - Scar Tissue
Scott Tissue (2) that I wish you saw, got a bottle of anbesol, close your eyes and I'll kiss you, we share this whisk broom...


Smashing Pumpkins - Cherub Rock
Who wants that hiney, long as there's some money...Tell me all of your secrets, cannot help the bolemics...


Sponge - Molly
I see you naked in the bath, cigarette stains on your ass, wilted flowers Rochelle Vass...


STP - Creep
Living under house, yes I'm living under mouse...Take time with a woman man...Think you're kinda neat, then she tells me I'm a creep, friends don't mean a thing, gasoline is up to me.


Temple of the Dog - Hunger Strike
My butt is on the table, the fire's cookin...


Van Halen - Dance the Night Away
She's so fine, Ted Dansen gets her higher than anything else she knows...


Weezer - Buddy Holly
Your tounge is twisted, Joe's eyes are slit.


Weezer - Hash Pipe
G. Gordon Liddey makes my favorite drinks, down on Santa Monica where trix are fo kids...Whoa, you got your problems, I got my ass wipes, you got your big cheese, I got my hash pipe...G. Gordon Liddey makes my favorite drinks, Amanda's at the brothel with the taste of a teets.


Numbers indicate a misheard lyric from a friends (1) Craig Anderson (2) Alan Defibaugh (3) Aaron Miller
311 - All Mixed Up